You know you are from Rockland Ontario if:
"You have sores on your lips from where the beer can gets stuck on your lips while ice fishing"
"You have had five weddings but not one anniversary"
"Your definition of eating right is using a fork and knife"
"Your knife is sharper than you"
"Your 7th grade show and tell is your wedding ring"
"You and the wife stay married for the sake of the dogs"
"You have two big screen televisions but no running water"
